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Lindelhoffed 

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .
Lindelhoffed by Aggg December 12, 2012
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Lindebang 

noun; the Lindebang - the unique type of head-banging made famous by Till Lindemann, lead singer of the band Rammstein, characterized by banging one's fist on one's thigh while head-banging in a crouching position. Sometimes also referred to as the "Till-Hammer".

verb; to Lindebang, Lindebanging - to head-bang in the style of Till Lindemann
Oh man, that Rammstein concert was totally killer. I was Lindebanging so hard I broke my femur! Can I borrow some morphine?
Lindebang by sidewinder7 May 22, 2012
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Till Lindemann

Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.
Till Lindemann
Till Lindemann by digity12345 July 24, 2009
to completely shut down opposing hitters in baseball, make them look stupid
Big time Timmy Jim just linced that Dodger, that is his 22nd strikeout of the game.
linced by deehoff October 9, 2010
A name for both the male and female gender. Extremely attractive either way. Probably one of the sexiest names in the universe. Anyone named Linden is obviously awesome and hot. Especially if they are a girl.
Random Hot Guy #1: "Bro did you see that Linden chick?"
Random Hot Guy #2: "Dayuumm yeah I did.... she fine...."

Attractive Girl #1: "Did you see Linden?"
Attractive Girl #2: "He is sooo hot!"

The President: "I announce this country, the country of Linden! Because she/he is the hottest person in the world."
Linden by A fellow Linden May 29, 2013
Linde is special
Linde by Marauder101 June 8, 2018
landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005