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chick leper

A guy that for some unknown reason no woman hane anything to do with him at all. can't get any sex ever.
chick leper by Deep blue 2012 August 26, 2009

Credit Leper 

Someone with bad credit, who nobody will lend to. Credit lepers are highly contagious and should not be given any contracts of any sort.
Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.
Credit Leper by meditashi April 6, 2010

PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper) 

Pfizer employee who is notified he/she is losing their job and is given 60 days or so to get out--during which time their office is cleaned out, support services and admin staff discontinued and there is TOTAL avoidance by all other employees--as if they'd catch the disease!

Pfizer always puts a P before f-words: eg, Pfun, Pfuture, Pfinance, etc. Or a PF before any other word it likes. Cute that way.

"PFLEPER," though originating at Pfizer, can also be applied to any fired employee anywhere.
Have you heard about David? He's really down. Everyone's treating him like a real PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper).
And the Zoloft and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

buttered leper 

Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.
You know what, I'm so hungry i could eat a buttered leper!

Fart Leper

The name applied to a member of the party sent away from the main group, whether voluntarily or not, due to extraordinary, rancid flatulence.
Bob: Why is Nick sitting over on the other side of the park? Shouldn't he be hanging out with us?
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.
Fart Leper by Air Base Hooker August 15, 2019

Weed leper’s lung 

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.
That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!