Lansing 

The capital of Michigan.

Is Mike Lansing (former Rockies 2B) from Lansing, Michigan?

Lansing by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

TONGUE LASHING

A Blow-Job given with heavy use of the tongue

That girl just gave me and amazing tongue lashing

TONGUE LASHING by rockadiesel June 21, 2012

ever lasting fire dragon 

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose

i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

ever lasting fire dragon by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009

Lansing, Illinois 

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.

Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.

Lansing, Illinois by Jag140 September 5, 2011

cod lashing 

when having sex on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the ass , like whipping her with a fish by the tail

i gave her a good cod lashing last night

cod lashing by the lasher April 21, 2014

lashings 

Lashings of:
A large indefinite amount of.
Synonymous with: heaps of, loads of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of etc.

NB. Often used with cream/ custard etc (perhaps has a sort of onomatopoeic meaning)

Mum always puts lashings of cream on the pudding.

lashings by zimman August 28, 2005

Thumb Lashing 

THe act of being pussy whipped through a text message or other form of instant message.

wow i cant beleive that zack is leaving the bar just because his woman is Thumb Lashing him.

Thumb Lashing by Rusty Schacklerord March 14, 2009