kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.

Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.

kilt by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006

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kilt

Also known as a "skirt" - hence the reason it's worn mainly by cross-dressing Scotsmen. Usually worn with the Scottish national football or rugby shirt and hideously unfunny tartan hats with fake ginger hair attached to it. The "national dress" is usually finished off with Timberland boots. The measure of a true Scotsman is wether or not he wears underwear beneath his skir....kilt. You can tell if he is or he isn't once he's drunk. If he lifts up his kilt and either exposes himself to you or if he staggers, stops and urinates then he's a true Scotsman.

Husband: "I feel so sexy wearing this kilt"
Wife: "Yea, and your make-up looks so professionally done"

kilt by motownredux October 16, 2011

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kilt

pass tense of killin

man you kilt today callin me a cupcake in front of my girl.

kilt by africaliberia March 31, 2009

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kilt

The Scottish version of the tutu, worn by ballet dancers, pillow biters and semen lovers. Gives the wearer the freedom to engage in the Scottish national past time of gay-anal sex at the drop of a hat, while also permitting him to give another kilt-wearing faggot the Scottish secret handshake - a.k.a. the reach around.

It's a good thing I wore me kilt today, I ran into Finneus at the pub, and we enjoyed a good rogering in the ladies' room.

kilt by John Keinz Kerry August 21, 2006