Jumped the snark 

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.

I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.

Jumped the snark by guidedbyvoip February 25, 2009

Jumped the honey badger 

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.

"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."

Jumped the honey badger by Golden Eagle Public Relations October 8, 2011

jumped two levels and died 

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.

A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.

jumped two levels and died by Entroper October 23, 2009

Jumped the taint 

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

Jumped the taint by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jumped the couch 

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

jumped the couch by philbad August 28, 2005

Jumped-up 

Over inflated ego showing arrogance. Not someone with people skills.

That jumped-up arrogant tool Spencer has no people skills.

Jumped-up by Chilli-Burbs August 17, 2012

Jumped Off The Porch 

Finally Deciding To Break The Law

Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch

Jumped Off The Porch by quackerflack April 22, 2021