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Cock Jerkey Elbow 

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.
My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.
Related Words

slurpin jerkey 

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener
For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
slurpin jerkey by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Cock Jerkers 

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.
Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!
Cock Jerkers by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

Traffic Circle Jerks 

One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks

Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:

Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
Traffic Circle Jerks by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011

Jerkassclownhat 

n.

1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.

2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.
Shut up jerkassclownhat!
Jerkassclownhat by Flaaron July 25, 2003

Jamaican Jerked 

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.
After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.
Jamaican Jerked by Rufioau January 18, 2009