J-Lo 

An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.

"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.

J-Lo by Empire of the Moon December 12, 2008

J.Lo

A heinous mutant with an elephant's ass and an intellect of a door knob. A diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. Exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent fellation.

Is that a cello?
No, it's J.Lo.

J.Lo by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

j.lo

1. Self professed acronym that Latina Pop star Jennifer Lopez began calling herself in 2002.

2. Large, spankable, booty. In reference to Jennifer Lopez's booty.

3. Clothing and accessory line created by Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a., J.Lo

4. Root of insult, J.Ho, in reference to Jennifer Lopez.

5. Former wife of Ben Affleck. See bennifer.

1. J.Lo is getting married again!?

2. Look at that girl over there. She's got quite a J.Lo.

3. Hey, there's a pile of ugly clothes in the gutter! And look what they say on them - J.Lo!

4. That girl who sleeps around is sure a J.Ho.

5. J.Lo and Ben created the fusion known as bennifer.

j.lo by robots on parade June 30, 2004

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

j.lo by god July 18, 2003

j-lo 

A stupid woman (fur hag) who thinks she is amazing. She wears fur coats and puts millions of animals through agony. Some of them are anally electrocuted.

Many of them will be cats/dogs, some skinned alive, from China some stolen. They will then be mislabelled and sent abroad, eg. to U.S.A., to be sold as other types of fur.

Is that the fur hag with a new guinea pig coat?
Yep, that's j-lo.

j-lo by Nizzey May 1, 2006

J.Lo

nice big ass

your mom has a j.lo

J.Lo by Anonymous June 3, 2003

j.lo

Someone who's body is out of proportion, nothing on top and too much on bottom... say isn't that was plastic surgery is for? come on ya know she thought about it, ever see the Gigli billboard? her boobs her bigger and butt was smaller... and she can afford it, do it, do it, do it!

Oh well no body's perfect...

j.lo by sexme April 22, 2005