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Indian artifact 

A discarded liquor bottle.
"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"
Indian artifact by McCooligan July 24, 2009

Indian Abortion 

An "Indian Abortion" is performed when an unexcited Indian brave pushes his pregnant squaw down the stairs.
Edgar Spotted Bear was not very happy when he found out that one crazy night in the sweat lodge with Jonnie Squatting Dog yielded a soon to come papoose. Romulus Rides at the Door told Edgar that only solution was to take Jonnie up to the top step of the bleachers and perform and "Indian Abortion."

Indian American

1. Someone from the country of India. Although from an immensly crowded native country, when given opportunities, blow people's minds.

2. Wealthiest minority in the USA (richer than caucasians)

3. One who dominates in medical sciences, as well as in engineering fields

4. Minority community with highest university education. 60% of them hold a graduate degree..

5. Someone who calls his country SECULAR, although over 90% are hindu

6. People who dominate the cricket fields n puzzles y Americans dont play Cricket..?? Likes football (soccer).. still wonders y its not popular in america...

7. Watches Bollywood , Tollywood movies a lot...

8. tries hard to date a white girl... n fails miserably....
Jessica : Hey where r u from

rahul : I am from India

Jessica : so u guys r called American Indian..??

Rahul : no we r Indian Americans or Asian Indians as per federal census..

American Indians r native Americans

Jessica: Ho.. is it..??

Rahul: yes... by the way would u like to go to Indian restaurant for dinner tonight..??

Jessica : HO.. thats gr8... but I hav to work on research paper... thank u though... sorry....

Rahul (failed again... i wil do some yoga now)....
Indian American by Zimbo99 May 28, 2009

Indian Athlete 

1. The theoretical Hero of the Indian Civilization, that will one day actually win a gold medal for India.

2. The theoretical sportsman that will one day win a gold medal with funding from an abroad country for said country with Indian origin.

3. The loss of potential, due to the influence of ones (see Indian Parents) or lack of funding.

4. The most unathletic/under-trained athlete in the world.
1. India has returned home from London with no medals yet again. Most blame this on culture and poor funding rather than bad genetics. Maybe one day there will be an Indian Athlete.

2. Canada and Britain have a very diverse teams, which one even include an Indian Athlete; who was quoted saying he is, "too tired to play shooting targets," for London 2012.

3. Indian Child, "Mother I am very good at skiing, football, and hockey, my coach even says I can become a very great Indian Athlete for the next Olympics,"

Indian Mother, "Thats great beta, now focus on you're studies so you can become a doctor."

4. With zero funding from his government, Raj Singh is truly an Indian Athlete.
Indian Athlete by dehbrat February 21, 2010

indian accent 

to replace the T with a D "don'd dell me whad do do"
i am can easily do an indian accent
indian accent by towkir May 11, 2022

Indian alarm clock 

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
Indian alarm clock by anonymous November 30, 2022