Beat down in D-Town
Beat down in D-Town by Captain Mikey April 19, 2019
Get the Beat down in D-Town mug.
Related Words
park the beef bus in tuna town
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
park the beef bus in tuna town by HarryAscholl April 13, 2016
Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town
Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006
parkin' the beef bus in tuna town
Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
parkin' the beef bus in tuna town by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007
poop in a towel
An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
poop in a towel by Owen D. February 18, 2009
in the tower
1. When someone goes on a shooting spree, such as Columbine or Virginia Tech.
Coined when in 1966 when the University of Texas tower sniper shooting happened, one of the first and deadliest mass shootings, which the shooter went "in (top of the) the tower" and shot random people on the ground.
2. When someone loses their head and does something crazy and/or that they regret, violent or non-violent.
Someone in the tower may hurt themselves and/or others.
Coined when in 1966 when the University of Texas tower sniper shooting happened, one of the first and deadliest mass shootings, which the shooter went "in (top of the) the tower" and shot random people on the ground.
2. When someone loses their head and does something crazy and/or that they regret, violent or non-violent.
Someone in the tower may hurt themselves and/or others.
1. The Columbine shooters were in the tower when the massacre happened.
2. -"I just blew $10000 in Vegas"
-"You were in the tower, time to get out"
Jocks who bully students are in the tower.
Someone who makes up a cover story to get his/her own way is in the tower.
If you're lonely and depressed, you might be in the tower.
A self-mutilator is in the tower.
A heroin addict is in the tower.
Abusive parents are in the tower.
Dubya is in the tower.
War veterans who turn to drinking after returning to the US are in the tower.
People who drive without a license or insurance are in the tower.
One who cheats on income tax is in the tower.
Criminals and gangbangers are in the tower.
Wildfire victims are in the tower.
Stress at work can cause somoene to temporarily be in the tower.
Stiffler's in the tower, especially when he fucks the grandma.
Maybe we're all in the tower at some points in our lives.
2. -"I just blew $10000 in Vegas"
-"You were in the tower, time to get out"
Jocks who bully students are in the tower.
Someone who makes up a cover story to get his/her own way is in the tower.
If you're lonely and depressed, you might be in the tower.
A self-mutilator is in the tower.
A heroin addict is in the tower.
Abusive parents are in the tower.
Dubya is in the tower.
War veterans who turn to drinking after returning to the US are in the tower.
People who drive without a license or insurance are in the tower.
One who cheats on income tax is in the tower.
Criminals and gangbangers are in the tower.
Wildfire victims are in the tower.
Stress at work can cause somoene to temporarily be in the tower.
Stiffler's in the tower, especially when he fucks the grandma.
Maybe we're all in the tower at some points in our lives.
in the tower by ticket tower July 7, 2007