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self-improvement 

n. (noun)

1. The act to make changes to one's lifestyle positively. This is not limited to exercise, taking up a new hobby, participating in more social events, meditation, adding an extra-curricular, or intellectual enrichment.

2. A really good excuse to cop-out and leave a relationship, disguised under the pretense of definition 1. Leaving the significant other in a fashion that does not sound as threatening as "Let's be friends."
1. "I've gained some weight over the past couple months. I think I'm going to start hitting the gym and getting back in church to try and get out of this rut. So hopefully, this works instead of one of those bullshit self-improvement classes. "

2. Emily told Dustin she was breaking up with him because she needed to improve herself. In actuality, Emily improved herself by dumping Dustin in a clever self-improvement ruse he would accept without knowing her true intentions.
self-improvement by MagicalPiano August 22, 2010
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Improverdapt 

P1: I didn't do it the way I was supposed to, but I got the right result.

P2: There you go. Just Improverdapt. That'll help you solve most of your problems.
Improverdapt by Da_Enderdragon December 13, 2019

improveise 

When you want to make something better but don't have a definite plan to implement, you 'improveise'
Tom: Man, how do we make this song sound better?

Dick: I dunno man, improveise
improveise by BossKingLegit April 26, 2011

Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.
Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

iprovers 

Annoying people who fact check everything somebody utters on their iPhone/iPad/iPod to pick up an argument or win one.
iProvers dont make friends!!
iprovers by SlickVik August 16, 2010

improveder 

Here is the newly edited third and improveder draft of the memo. Please delete all copies of the old second improved draft of the memo.
improveder by BF77008 July 26, 2011

improper fraction 

A couple where the woman is larger than the man, either in height or weight.
Dave: Do you see that couple over there? She's enormous and he's thin as a rail.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.
improper fraction by maf54 May 5, 2010