idiot 

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

idiot by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot 

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

idiot by Retarded Hillbilly April 20, 2018

idiot 

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

idiot by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004

idiot 

Someone who has a wish to shoot someone, but is pointing his gun the wrong way.

Idiot: I'm gonna kill you with this gun, watch out!
Smart Person: You idiot! You're pointing your gun the wrong way!

idiot by jdm89 January 18, 2017

idiot 

A guy who thinks its fun to run into a wall with a trash can on his head.

god danm that guy is such an idiot

idiot by Matty.D May 10, 2006

Idiot 

Justin Bieber

Idiot, n.: Justin Bieber

Idiot by Lucio Soph July 23, 2010

idiot 

Anyone who puts in a politician as the definition for this word.

LOL!!!!1 IDIOT = insert politician here!!11 I AM A COMIC GENUIS!!!1

idiot by Anonymous September 15, 2003