Spanky Doodle Handy 

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

handy-j 

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

handy-j by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009

Handycopes

A guy/ or girl who thinks they are the ultimate programmer; studies algorithms all day long and high level software development decisions (like what software library to use), but doesn't actually do any real world software development, or coding.

They think that because they once built a Tkinter app; they can compete with Terry A. Davis.

They believe that the ultimate apex of a software developer is to implement the binary search algorithm and if a software developer is unable to implement the binary search algorithm that they have no business being a software developer.

Perhaps this attempt to discuss high level software development is because they are procrastinating writing code.

Handycopes: Have you heard about this awesome new GitHub Co-opilot AI that writes for loops for you.
Software Developer: ur handycoping rn bro, just code bro ur hanycoping..

Handycopes by Software Developer July 1, 2021

Raggedy Handy 

When your girl is on her rag but still gives out hand jobs.

My girl has been on her rag for a week, but I still getting Raggedy Handys'.

Raggedy Handy by Jayles January 3, 2017

Small Face Hundred 

The older-style (pre 1996) of the USD 100 dollar bill. Compared to the small faced hundred, modern $100 notes have a significantly larger portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front. This term can also be used to express the idea of "old money."

"Small face hundreds, 94' money"
Shawty Lo - Easily I Approach

Small Face Hundred by TonySnark July 2, 2011

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

Saskatoonie Handy Jay by Little BB November 23, 2013

Handy Manny 

Handy Manny crossed the border to kill Bob The Builder
and steal his spot on tv.

Handy Manny killed Bob the builder last friday

Handy Manny by bunnysoxx March 17, 2011