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A blow job that incorporates humming, moaning or any other type of noise that creates slight vibrations in the throat heightening the entire experience for the suck-ee.
hummer by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005
When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.
Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.
hummer by Duckiee June 27, 2006
When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.
"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."
Hummer by Doc December 12, 2002
Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources
What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)!
HUMMER by dianneyunkeraz October 10, 2008
What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?
Hummer by George McBob September 30, 2009
A rather large ultra expensive SUV that is driven by the upper crust of society, soccer moms, playboys, or men largely unsure of their sexual prowess!
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A Hummer has all of its pricks on the inside!
Hummer by Arbitrator March 2, 2017