Dia de huevos

Sometimes pronounced Dia dela huevos. An annual holiday celebrated in Mexico and Texas. Festivities include decorating cacti with stars, and playing party themed video games. The goal of the holiday is to give someone the celebration of their lifetime. When someone steps in a red dot, you crack eggs in celebration.

We all celebrated Dia de huevos with Jared so hard he could barely walk away from the joyous event.

Dia de huevos by JBOPatrick November 5, 2010

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mis huevos en tu arroz

slang term, huevos means eggs or testicles, en tu arroz means rice,there is a meal in south America called eggs on top of rice, "huevos en arroz", in this slang meaning "my balls on your rice"
when you don't believe something that somebody is telling you or denying something.

Oye que crees que me paso ayer? me gane la loteria, ay si... mis huevos en tu arroz.
Me prestas tu coche? no, mis huevos en tu arroz que te lo presto. = guess what? I won the lotery yesterday, Yeah right dude!
Can i borrow your car? no you got to be crazy if you think that's happening.

mis huevos en tu arroz by Chupapachito October 30, 2008

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Calienta Huevos

1.
South American Colombian Spanish word for 'cockteaser',
Calientapolla is a Mexican or from Spain.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Straight Spanish Translation means... A female chicken that seats all day to heat eggs, but does no more.
Female Sexual Teaser,

As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Calienta Huevos by Just a friend... February 7, 2013