Hospital Kankles 

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.

*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”

Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022

Hospital Flick 

A term for a particularly amazing flick in a shooter (video game). A flick is when the player moves their crosshair a long distance very fast and accurately to shoot an opponent, usually a head-shot. A hospital flick will land that mf in the hospital.

The term is derived from the similar phrase Hospital Flip, which comes from skate culture. A popular sound used in the skating community was adopted by gamers because the words 'flip' and 'flick' are difficult to distinguish, especially when the desired word is added to the video with captions.

p1: And the next trick is called a hospital flick.
p2: Why is it called a hospital fl-
*beat drop syncs with a nasty flick*

Hospital Flick by Only_69 April 23, 2023

Hospital Bed 

The position in which involuntary muscle contractions force the legs and upper body to rise upwards simultaneously, similar to the functions of a hospital bed.

This phenomenon is the result of an intense ejaculation after receiving world class fellatio.

Tom: How was your date last night?
Phil: It was great, she put me in a hospital bed.


coined by KC

Hospital Bed by KC1984 March 12, 2009

Hospital Dick 

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.

My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml

Hospital Dick by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021

Hospital Pass 

A dangorous pass in sport leaving the reciever liable for A and E

Rugby Commentator 1: thats a high pass out to wood

Rugby Commentator 2: Looks like a Hospital Pass John

Rugby Commentator 1: Jesus christ his broke wood's jaw

Woods: Ahhhhh

Hospital Pass by tron t March 18, 2006

hospital flip 

a hospital flip is a skateboarding trick. it's basically a half kickflip under shove it thing. all you gotta do is flick a little and turn your foot inward and you've got it. it's easy to do and not a lot of people really know how to do them (at least of the people I know) so you can easily give people a letter in S.K.A.T.E.

another thing to remember about this trick is the difference between itself and a Casper flip. while they do look seemingly identical, the main difference between the two is the fact that a hospital flip is all in the front foot. what I mean by this is that it only uses the front foot, while a Casper flip uses the "assistance" of your back foot to flip it over.

i would like to hospital flip the world
he hospital flips like nothing

hospital flip by unineff2000 April 1, 2015

Hospital Security 

This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life

Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.

Hospital Security by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009