Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion by spagoogle March 28, 2018

hoposexual 

a person who is hoping to have sexual relations but fails

Ashleigha is a straight-up hoposexual, always hoping to have some sex but always declined.

hoposexual by Sazwon December 1, 2016

Hobosexual 

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hobosexual 

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?

Hobosexual by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017

hobrosexual

n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.

"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!

hobrosexual by Rix, Dan-Dan, and C-Force November 7, 2009

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

homosexual supporting cast 

A phrase used in the anime "Ouran Highschool Host Club" when one of the characters named Tamaki Suoh explained that since he and Haruhi are the main characters, they clearly must be love interests. His response to the twins' question when they asked him what the rest of the group was, he said they were the "homosexual supporting cast. In summary; he meant that he and Haruhi were straight while the rest of the host club was gay.

Hikaru and Kaoru: Oh yeah, and what does that make us?
Tamaki: You; are the homosexual supporting cast!

homosexual supporting cast by kwerkykitty200 September 28, 2017