Drive Heaving 

Dry Heaving while operating a motor vehicle.

Our taxi driver was so hungover this morning...he was totally Drive Heaving.

Drive Heaving by JaReidy August 11, 2010

dry heavin on the clam 

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

dry heavin on the clam by Clamer August 12, 2017

Queef Heaving 

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.

"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"

Queef Heaving by sandry shores May 24, 2018

Headism 

A potato-based religion, whose god is the host of a giant-floating-head race's intergalactic song competition

No one:
Headass: I believe in headism.

Headism by handsy559 January 27, 2019

house of heavies

a house full of fat people

that house of heavies must weigh about 20 tons

house of heavies by George Courtney February 23, 2004

Heavily Make out 

The act of throwing an object at another person.

Janine: Alyssa i am going to heavily make out with you!!!!

Alyssa: Noooooo

Janine: *throws pen at alyssa*

Alyssa: UGH Janine i told you not to!!!!

Heavily Make out by Blahtoyoface October 7, 2011

Heavus

From the word Heave meaning to throw up, or vomit. Heavus means 'worthy of vomit'

necrophilia is a heavus obsession, dead bodies are not sexually attractive.

Heavus by The Dalilah July 6, 2006