Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?
Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
Get the guilty jerk mug.Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.
"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
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by Eggsinthewind May 30, 2020
Get the Guilty Pleasure mug.A fan of the awesome rock musical Spring Awakening. Derives from the song The Guilty Ones from Spring Awakening. Fans are called this because you feel kinda guilty for liking a sex-filled musical so much.
by J4Bak April 7, 2009
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to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is abnormal, improper or incorrect.
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to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is abnormal, improper or incorrect.
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Under some common believes, licking whipped cream from the body of their partners, anonymous sex, watersport, and basically anything involved with sexual activities, can be considered as guilty pleasures to some, while the rest just fucking do it.
by thisisaspace May 2, 2004
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You: Yeah! I know!
Your guilty pleasure: Sunday mornings Taylor Swift is turned up while you're cleaning your room... and you just purchased outrageously, expensive tickets for her concert.
You: Yeah! I know!
Your guilty pleasure: Sunday mornings Taylor Swift is turned up while you're cleaning your room... and you just purchased outrageously, expensive tickets for her concert.
by SillySallyLovesSeashells August 23, 2011
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She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.
by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015
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