Goming 

The act of living up to the "Steve Gomes" status, and playing it out. Literally having enough swag that just describes itself as Goming. You Gome, she Gomes, we all GOME. STEVE GOMES.

Yo man, we just straight up were Goming. Shit was tight!

Goming by UnrealGoming101 July 5, 2012

Gorping 

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

Gorping by Gorp-king July 30, 2010

Gorking 

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.

Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.

Gorking by Kingcactuswolf January 4, 2016

Gorfing 

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

Gorfing by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Goming 

Something sexual that broccoli doesn’t understand

I love goming

Goming by gomingexpert August 30, 2022

Gourming 

staring, obliviously into mid-air
not quite with it
aka. daydreaming

Biz:What are you thinking about
Chloe: Nothing im just gourming

Gourming by chlochic October 15, 2022

Classic Goringe 

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

Classic Goringe by imapoosey October 13, 2021