CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS 

The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS by CWGfangirl[LOLJK] January 21, 2009

porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

porcelain goddess by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess 

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.

Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD

Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020

supreme boob goddess 

When some one has breasts bigger than their head, but they're natural.

Me: jeez us she's got huge BOOBS!
Lee: She's the Supreme Boob Goddess!

supreme boob goddess by xskyex July 4, 2008

Goodestest 

Something that is two times better than good

That was the goodestest meal I've ever eaten!

Goodestest by Arerer February 22, 2011

Whalelord Goddess 

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017

Hippie Goddess 

A hippie woman who fully embraces the meaning of nature.

That hippie Goddess is at one with nature.

Hippie Goddess by The hippie flower January 25, 2009