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urban gloryhole

a man with a double sided dildo up his ass that you then play with.
me and James did a urban gloryhole
urban gloryhole by CabeyBabey April 7, 2021

Texas Gloryhole 

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!
"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"

Ukrainian Gloryhole 

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”

Reverse Gloryhole 

The same setup as a gloryhole but the person arriving at the gloryhole must
suck the gloryhole owner's dick.
My mouth got tired, so I put a sign that
read "reverse gloryhole".
Reverse Gloryhole by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

Czech gloryhole 

A conventional gloryhole is a hole made in a wall or partition; a man can insert his penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. A Czech gloryhole is a form of reverse gloryhole in which someone, male or female, can insert their entire lower body through a specially-fashioned hole in the wall to be sexually serviced by someone on the other side.
Glory holes were once commonplace in adult bookstore "video preview" booths, where they were primarily used by male homosexuals as a means of retaining anonymity. A few still turn up in sex-on-premises venues or in porn.

By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
Czech gloryhole by bitchuck June 24, 2024

fish gloryhole 

The act of drilling a hole into a fish tank and having the fish nibble on your cock
The walked in my little cousins room to see he had a fish gloryhole
fish gloryhole by biggie brain March 18, 2025