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Gersch Device 

An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.
Player 1: QUICK! STEP IN THE GERSCH DEVICE! Player 2: No, gross!
Gersch Device by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011
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You've got style. An essence of cool.
"Your so gersian man!"
"Oh me gersians"
gersian by tashka December 15, 2007
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use to describe a shady individual with esoteric knowledge and ninja reflexes.
"Yo, broski, you see that guy in dark blue over there?"
"No."
"Exactly, that's a gerson."
Gerson by Crazy Jewman October 20, 2009
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Someone - "Who that guy that look swagged out"

Someone - " THAT'S GERSON BITCH "
Gerson is the best regardless.
Gerson by It's Your King November 23, 2021

Gersplitchz

Terminology used for the sound of a well lubricated vagina impacting something at high speed or with great force.
What is that flying towards me? Gersplitchz...Amagawd!?!

You'll never take me alive Wonder Woman...Gersplitchz...Arghh the vajayjay of justice....

Gerstenberger 

Habitational name for someone from a place called Gerstenberg in Thuringia, Germany. They have big penises. Also quite big noses. GERMANS!!!!
All the cool people from Gerstenberg have the last name Gerstenberger
That Gerstenberger has an huge penis.
Gerstenberger by Joselyn Nelson March 15, 2008
before one attempts to "go gerszt" he or she must complain that it is too hot to remain clothed and then goes topless revealing what they think to be their hot bod.
hey look! dan's going gerszt. Put your top back on, you look like a douche.
gerszt by freddy englender August 24, 2009