Gabija 

Gabijas are the definition of perfection They are smart, beautiful, likeable, unproblematic and an amazing person!
Gabija is a beautiful common Lithuanian name. Gabijas are usually shy and introverted but when u get close to them they're not shy at all and are actually the funniest and kindest people. However, Gabijas also ahev a dark side where you don't wanna mess with them at all becaue etheyll come for youu. If you have a Gabija as a friend then treasure her forever because they're amazing!! I love all of you Gabija's!!!

(P.s. I'm not a Gabija I swear)

Kate: Have you heard about the new girl Gabija?
Sarah: Yes! And she's got my man drooling all over her. I wish I was a Gabija

Gabija by Alphabetsong May 1, 2020

gabbiadini 

Gabbiadini is a beast who can bang in goals without trying. His left foot is worth more than my house. He likes spaghetti and is my favouret footballer. He is very sexy 😂 From Mikey Hibbert

Les reed went to Europe
To buy a Lamborghini

Instead we bought a striker
His name is gabbiadini

He scores goals with his left foot
He scores goals with his right
And when he scores a goal again we will sing this song all night

gabbiadini by Mikehibbo April 17, 2017

the Chris Kluwe Gambit 

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.

Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.

the Chris Kluwe Gambit by james savik August 8, 2020

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit 

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010

Gabino 

A hard working mother fucker! Make all men look weak in comparison. Typically has a killer mustache (literally). Gabino is a loving hardass.

Gabino is sick but he will be a man and go to work.

Gabino by DontbullyMyBreed March 28, 2017

Gabibbo 

Gabibbo, also known as "Mostro di Firenze" (Monster of Florence) is a well known serial killer responsable of killing 14 people between the years 1974-1985 in Florence, Italy.

He got sentanced for all those homicides, however the evidences fell due to the lack of proof.
Now he works in television, more precisely in the shows "Striscia la Notizia" and "Paperissima Sprint".
You can find him on youtube rating cocks or performing other activities such as him invading Israel or dancing to his famous song "Fritto misto"

Person 1:" As our only god and lord Gabibbo told us, show me your dick"
Person 2: *Unzips pants*
Person 1 with Gabibbo voice:"That's a very nice pisello, the balls are well shaved and very round. I'd give that a 8 out of 8"

Gabibbo by Pizzapastapisellino May 16, 2021

Gabija 

Gabija is a butterfly. She flies so high and wows is all with her flying abilities. Beautiful, intelligent, and so much more... that’s Gabija for you. Watch her spread her wings and fly into greatness.

“Look at that butterfly!”
“Haha, that’s just Gabija!”

Gabija by undercovercopgirl November 17, 2018