faece furniture 

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

faece furniture by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

painting the deck furniture 

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

painting the deck furniture by h-dub July 28, 2004

Food Furniture 

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

Food Furniture by J. Zabel August 28, 2007

Moving the furniture 

Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.

"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"

Moving the furniture by Sidenote October 9, 2006

adult furniture 

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

adult furniture by Golf Princess January 14, 2010

ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

ikea furniture by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018

Cardboard Furniture

Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .

Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.

Cardboard Furniture by lue_driver May 5, 2005