fumber 

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

fumber by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

frumpelstiltskin 

when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.

A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.

"What are you up to today?"

"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."

frumpelstiltskin by mischief the cat June 17, 2012

Fumbered 

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

Fumbered by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018

Fumfer 

To say nonsensical things in rapidly therefore no one can understand you.

Jake Peralta : (talks meaningles and rapidly)
Captain Holt: you're fumfering...

Jake Peralta: of course I'm fumfering!

Fumfer by wayofthevoid August 5, 2019

fumpp 

A stupid lil dumb nigga

You a fumpp on god nigga

fumpp by Jselr December 25, 2019

Pre-fume 

When a women wears so much perfume you can smell it long before the she gets anywhere near you.

"That girl had on so much pre-fume you could smell her from across the street."

Pre-fume by I Am Warthog August 10, 2009

poo fumes 

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.

"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."

poo fumes by gangstahippo January 2, 2013