Spending Freeze 

Word used in political forums to play down the lack of ability to accomplish tasks and hide the facts from the public. Made popular by President Barack Obama.

Obama: "I'm initiating a spending freeze for the FY2012 budget."
Reporter: "Then why does the budget deficit increase by 400 b-b-b-b-billion dollars?"

Spending Freeze by Obamanidiot March 2, 2011

sneeze freeze 

Most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. When you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.

My head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, I have sneeze freeze. I just wish I could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.

sneeze freeze by dbldckr January 3, 2013

Sumner Dairy Freeze 

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

Sumner Dairy Freeze by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010

Seattle Freeze 

The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.

"Hi there. Nice to meet you. Now go back where you came from." That's the Seattle Freeze for you.

Seattle Freeze by nyarlotep July 22, 2011

SCREEN FREEZE 

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit out your computer

SCREEN FREEZE by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

Sunday Morning Freeze 

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

Sunday Morning Freeze by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Seattle Freeze 

What obnoxious out-of-toweners call it when we cultured, refined, artistic Seattleites feel annoyed and bored of them.

Oh my God I was so popular in Sticksville, why is everyone trying to get away from me? Seattle Freeze must get everybody. What, they're hanging out with that person? They don't seem very fun and loud compared to me! Must be a clique.

Seattle Freeze by Seattletron February 10, 2013