fortune cookie game 

when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.

"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"

fortune cookie game by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007

fortune cookie rule 

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

fortune cookie rule by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

Fortune Cookie Bullshit 

Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.

"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."

Fortune Cookie Bullshit by Matt Kish January 20, 2009

fortune cookie nookie 

to have sex with an asian girl

Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

fortune cookie nookie by Robert Richards October 14, 2007

Fortune cookie cadaver 

The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.

Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!

Fortune cookie cadaver by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010

fortune cookie tongue 

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

fortune cookie tongue by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Fortune Cookie NEWS 

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

Fortune Cookie NEWS by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022