fluffessionals

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.

Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!

by YoNally March 27, 2019

Flufferloser

After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.

Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Joint fluffer

A heavy user of marijuana, such that they are constantly sucking on a joint like a fluffer sucks dick.

Man, the ped-mall is packed with joint fluffers today.

by shake'n'bake May 17, 2011

Platonic Fluffer

A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.

That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.

by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012

Muff Fluffies

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.

"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"

by Padam2 January 10, 2012

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

FLuffeeism

A combination of all the religions put together, so you can believe whatever you what.

"I don't know what to believe in anymore! Religion is just stupid, there's too many for one to be the right one."

"Hey, just believe in FLuffeeism, so you can believe in whatever the hell you want."

by flufffluff May 8, 2009