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Obama eloquently read from the teleprompter and millions of mindless liberals just creamed their pants from a massive Obamagasm.
by VelcroTurkey December 14, 2009
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That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.
by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012
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