Definitions by VelcroTurkey

Platonic Fluffer

A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.

That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.

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The orgasm-like reaction by democrats to anything Barack Obama says.

Obama eloquently read from the teleprompter and millions of mindless liberals just creamed their pants from a massive Obamagasm.

Obamagasm by VelcroTurkey December 14, 2009

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