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Rusty Fishhook 

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).
Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!
Rusty Fishhook by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019

Fishhook 

The act of scratching someone with a broken ring of a spiral notebook.
Kid: Shit! You fishhooked me, get a new fucking notebook!
Fishhook by CtrlAltShift February 11, 2019

Doorknob Double FishHooks 

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.
When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

Great canadian fishhook 

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.
Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"

Crusty Fishhook 

When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth
Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!
Crusty Fishhook by Yankit101 June 23, 2009

fishbooked 

When one's most lamentable posts on Facebook are resurrected at a later date. Hilarious for the fishbooker, irritating and usually embarrassing for the fishbooked.
Person 1: Why the hell did Felicia like the Facebook status I made about the season finale of "Glee"?! I was in, like, middle school when I posted that shit.
Person 2: You done got fishbooked, my friend.