Faff Queen 

A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.

Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher.

Faff Queen by TMGP January 22, 2005

faff-handed 

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

faff-handed by Moffyr December 30, 2022

FAFF-FRO

Teenage boy haircut that requires tongs wax, powder, pubescent testosterone levels and an under-developed prefrontal cortex to get just right.

Bro, your faff-fro is mid. Need mo-wax

FAFF-FRO by MF_Zumerset March 6, 2026

guilt-free faff 

To faff without any pressing obligations.

NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.

I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.

guilt-free faff by Holamigos October 25, 2009

baby faff 

A cleany kept, shaven or waxed vagina; mirroring that of a prepubescent little girl.

I shaved earlier; check out my baby faff

baby faff by babyfafflover May 23, 2007

diggity faff 

When someone starts to hit on someone else. They also call it giggity faffing.

"Hey, dude I'm gonna start talking to that chick over there; she seems fine."
"Ooooh some diggity faff!"
"Yep, I'm doing some diggity faffing!"

*guy is talking to girl they like, and someone else walks past and shouts "diggity faff" at them - for trying to get it on with the girl."

diggity faff by Lucei frog December 19, 2011

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011