Boring Excitement 

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

Boring Excitement by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

Brown Excitement 

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

Brown Excitement by curley19 May 14, 2011

Facebook excitement 

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

Facebook excitement by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Stiped Excitement

One of the most popular videos made at Zig Zag Studios featuring the striped porn actress Zig Zag.

OMG i could watch Stiped Excitement all day and be happier than when i'm with my wife!

Stiped Excitement by Zerckozee November 24, 2011

Too much quiche and excitement

When you’ve overdone it and thrown up.

Mum: Hi I’m here to pick Harry up

Akela: Harry’s not feeling well he’s thrown up
Mum: Oh no what’s the problem?
Akela: He’s okay, just had too much quiche and excitement

Too much quiche and excitement by bensontoast April 4, 2026

excrementos 

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005