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Essex boy elbow 

A type of dance common amongst Essex clubbers. The knees are slightly bent down, the fist clenched lightly and the right or left arm is in an 'L' shape at the front of the body. The elbow moves back and forward in time with the music as if one was nudging someone infront of them.
Essex boy: Owright boys, im gonna essex boy elbow it down to the floor tonight!
Essex boy elbow by Rozzle January 17, 2008

Essex Junction 

a totally ballerific town/village/??? in vermont.
everyone there is pretty much amazing.
P1: Dude, that kid is so awesome!
P2: Yeah, he must be from Essex Junction.
Used as a Name: Essence is the most living creature every they are serious yet curious, they always push themselves and do better then best. Essence is always there when you need her and there when you don't want her to be. Once in a while she can be a bitch, but you count on her to un-bitch when you need her. She knows more pain mentally or ohysicals that you will ever know. She cares because of the pain shes went through. Essence cant trust easily at first but after she does it isnt hard to keep it. She is tougher then the rest of the world combined. Essence will know things that you wont think of and she has a lot of baggage, but a true friend will stay with her with all her ups, downs, lefts, right, blacks, white, hots, colds, silence, and noise. Thats how she chooses her friends!!!
OMG! Did you see Essence she was pissed one moment and the next she was as happy as a dog with its bone! How can she do that?

Yah, i know, she the toughest person I know
Essence by Name Masterer May 18, 2017

Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.
Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

Microsoft Security Essentials 

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials