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put up your dukes 

Basically means fight me or put up your hands so we can square up.
Person 1: You don't want to fight me.
Person 2: Put up your dukes and we'll see who doesn't want to fight who.

Duke of Hoboken

1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.

2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.

3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.

4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.

5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.

6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.
Duke of Hoboken by Mike Dead Mike August 22, 2011
Slang term for a man’s genitals
Jess: “...I demonstrated by grabbing a man’s dujeels in front of the whole faculty”
Coach: “I don’t like saying dujeels, it feels weird”
Dujeels by Bib1iophi1e February 20, 2021

Duke Depp 

A hot babe aka WillyWonkaTikTok who has some sexy abs and who is fucking hot🍫😏🥵
Duke Depp by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

Elizabeth Duke 

Brand of Jewellery favoured by the chav. rarely exceeding 9 carat exlusively found at Argos. The cheapest yellow metal that does not turn green when dampened. Largely fashioned into Sovereign rings and large Hoop earrings. As worn by Vicky Pollard. A perfect compliment to burberry or any gaudy shit that looks crap but has a huge Logo. Large chains often seen on arms hanging out of the drivers window of a Flourescent Vauxhall Corsa. Sovereign rings usually worn in sets of eight to protect the knuckles of the neanderthal wearing them when they drag along the floor. Prices often shown in Pounds, Euros and Giros eg. "This sov cost me free giro's, safe"
sometimes referred to as bling
Elizabeth Duke by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

Duke nukem forever 

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
Duke nukem forever by Blarny September 19, 2012