The Downhill Gifter 

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

The Downhill Gifter by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

Jesus Downhill 

Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.

Let's do a Jesus Downhill on that double black diamond run.

Jesus Downhill by MachHeat April 3, 2010

aspen downhill 

When a chic is sitting between two guys jerking them off simultaneously, simulating a downhill skier!

Aspen downhill

aspen downhill by Bone Miller February 18, 2014

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? 

A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.

A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."

Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)

Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:

J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."

J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"

What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Got pushed downhill in a hippy van 

This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.

The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.

"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."

Got pushed downhill in a hippy van by Venis December 14, 2008

Chinese Downhill 

Sex position most used by the Half Mile High club. The girl rides down the mountain on her skis while the guy stands on the backs boning her. When climax is reached, participants fall into the snow to cool off after the steamy encounter.

My winkie got cold when I gave Ronda the old Chinese downhill at the mountain this weekend but it was so worth it.

Chinese Downhill by 1/2mi. Hye April 21, 2011

went downhill 

When you "go down" on a male's asshole and cover it in tarter sauce to mask the shitty smell or ass juices. You can use either mayonaise or jelly.

When "going downhill", you must cover it with one of the topping to mask the scent down there, and you must bury your face down in between the male's asscheeks and eat out his asshole like you would a female's vagina. Do lots of sucking and lots of tongue power.

You: Hey bro, I went downhill on Tom yesterday.

Bro 1: Awh, what the fuck bruh! That's disgusting!

You: Don't worry, I used Grape Jelly

Bro2: You can go downhill on me any night.

*everyone dead silence*

went downhill by Marksman1010 February 12, 2014