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holier than thou douchebag 

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.
I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

Guitar Douche 

A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.
Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!
Guitar Douche by thethetheluis January 10, 2011

Douche Rocket

A person who’s douchery has no limits.
Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.

Douche Bag in Training 

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.
The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

Douche Plow 

The Ulimate Douche...someone who just plows their way through life with unlimited amounts of douchery.
That guy Johnny is such a Douche Plow that he needs a bigger bag to hold the amount of douche nectar he has been handing out.
Douche Plow by Elohdaeh July 23, 2012

Douchebag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.
Douchebag Santa by OG DB January 24, 2014