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Yuri-Dopted 

A way to tell your child that they are adopted
Mother: Do you know Yuri?
Son: No, who's that?
Mother: Yuri-Dopted lol
Related Words
dorted Dorte dirted dorked dotted darted Dooted Dored doreedo Dorfed
To force feed Little Debbie's snack cakes to.
I feel like someone dorted me...

Sure looks like you got dorted.

I'm going to dorte you.
Dorte by AirRival April 15, 2008
To Dookie and Poot at the same time.
Damn the car smells like doot again, who dooted?
Dooted by Brriittaanyy August 4, 2007
don't have to get all dooted up we're just going to the movies...
dooted by mr.doot December 15, 2008
An object that has been misaligned just enough to preventing it from working properly; bent; twisted; opposite of "tweaked".
The door won't close all the way because somebody bumped into it and dorked it;
dorked by Bazumpus July 19, 2011

the dotted snapple snack 

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.
i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.