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The Scary Door 

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game
1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door
The Scary Door by rzhhhh July 17, 2010
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Baby Door 

The entry and exit point for babies, penises , fingers ,dildos , tampons and bugs.
She pulled her undergarment down to expose her baby door – and inserted her man's pulsating piledriver .
Baby Door by Buck naked May 28, 2017

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”
Dick Donor by Pro2000 August 25, 2013

Richard Donor 

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute
2. a man used for casual sex

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Dick Donor
1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Richard Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Richard Donor last night.”
Richard Donor by Pro99 August 25, 2013

Heavens Door 

Is Rohan Kishibe’s stand, one of the fucking overpowered stand in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures Part 4, you write someone and they do what it says no matter the physics.
Rohan: Heavens Door!

Person 1: wait what

Rohan: (writes person 1 fling into a truck)

Person 1: whats happening

Person 1: (flys into truck)

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door
"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

Codename: Kids Next Door 

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.
Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)