Desert Yeti 

!UPDATE! Multiple Desert Yeti have been spotted migrating from 29 Palms to Camp Pendleton California. The prognosis is bad as drunk Marines everywhere are making horrible decisions regarding these.... things.

Marine-"Hey baby whats your name?"
Desert Yeti-"(wookie noises)"
Marine-"Really? That's my mom's name. This liquor tells me to kiss you."

Desert Yeti by LCplThompson March 14, 2009

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

desert dick by Batrastard July 19, 2003

Desert Queen 

aka Queen of the Desert.
aka Queens of the Desert.

An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.

Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.

Desert Queen by Yer Boi January 31, 2005

Desert Hot Springs Gangs 

Desert Hot Springs is a small town of a population of 26,000 and have the highest crime rate in California for a small town/city. With a gang member population over 1000. Dhs is home of the W/S 12 st Hussla Crips is an African American gang, E/S 132 Mafia Boy Crips is an African American gang, True Crime Boyz are a Mexican/Mexican American gang, West Drive Locos are a Mexican/Mexican American gang, Brown Town Locos are a Mexican/Mexican American gang Coachella Valley Criminals are a Mexican/Mexican American gang.

Desert Hot Springs Gangs are an prodigy of poorest town in Riverside County. 12 st originated in the 90's as 12 st Hussla are now converted to Crips they are allies with the Mafia Boyz Crips and rivals with Gateway Crips,bloods, West Drive Locos and Brown Town Locos. Mafia Boy Crips originated in the early 2000 and lost there numbers due to gang injunctions. They are allies with 12 st husslas,Moreno Valley gangs and rivals with Gateway Crips and bloods. West Drive Locos originated in the 90's they have ties to the Mexican Mafia and are rivals with the 12 st Hussla Crips, Gateway Crips, True Crime Boyz, Brown Town Locos, Coachella Valley Criminals.

Desert Hot Springs Gangs by educatorfrommetoyou December 21, 2013

desert cocktail 

A mixture of piss and cactus milk

"I was sooo thirsty I had to make a desert cocktail!"

desert cocktail by Montizzelle November 2, 2013

Desert Storm 

Violently using a cactus as a dildo.

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm

Desert Storm by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017

Desert Thirsty Nigga 

Someone who has not engaged in sex for a long period of time, and is eagerly search for it.

Look Jamel is talking to that fat bitch, man he is a desert thirsty nigga.

Desert Thirsty Nigga by IBustUSwallow May 25, 2013