Crooked arrow 

The Crooked Arrow is a term used by certain Native American Indian tribes to describe the best and the bravest of all hunters. Whomever could hunt and kill with the crooked arrow was considered to be the most skilled and feared hunters of the tribes.

Only the best could hunt with the crooked arrow

Crooked arrow by Blueknight77 May 29, 2017

Crooked Lou 

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol

Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"

Crooked Lou by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

crooked zebra 

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix

"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino

crooked zebra by rog lewis September 23, 2005

crooked bastard 

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

crooked bastard by jager101 April 28, 2008

crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

crooked cop by Games4me July 22, 2010

Crooked smile 

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

Crooked smile by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

crooked bookie 

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

crooked bookie by lectora February 9, 2008