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Covidistic by Rich concepts investment group December 27, 2020
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Someone who behaves idiotically in relation to COVID-19. Will behave excessively, counter productively and contradictorily. Lacks common sense. Prone to hysteria. May power trip. Disproportionately unable to mind their own business. Believes all officials and everything heard on TV.
Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.
Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.
Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.
Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.
Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask.
Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does.
Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible.
Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to.
Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.
Dave: Don't invite Karen to the meeting, she's a covidiot.
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.
Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us?
Dave: Yes.
Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday?
Steve: No, what did she do this time?
Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life.
Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine.
Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him.
Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy.
Steve: That's a bit much.
Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite.
Dave: He was black as well.
Steve: What a Karen...
Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!
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Post-Covidiot
Abbreviated as "PC"
Relating to the 2020 COVID-19 virus and Covidiots:
Someone who during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, flouted public health and safety warnings, ignored common sense, decency, science, and professional advice, and now feels a need to share stories about how it (the pandemic) impacted their lives.
Relating to the 2020 COVID-19 virus and Covidiots:
Someone who during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, flouted public health and safety warnings, ignored common sense, decency, science, and professional advice, and now feels a need to share stories about how it (the pandemic) impacted their lives.
I can't suffer another Post-Covidiot whining about the so-called sacrifices they endured during the pandemic, as if they did something uniquely selfless by not getting sick.
Nice story, and I'm sorry you don't appreciate why groceries stopped serving free samples during the pandemic. That's so very PC of you, dumb-ass! I had a feeling you were a Covidiot when I saw you protecting your beard with a face mask.
Nice story, and I'm sorry you don't appreciate why groceries stopped serving free samples during the pandemic. That's so very PC of you, dumb-ass! I had a feeling you were a Covidiot when I saw you protecting your beard with a face mask.
Post-Covidiot by this is also not my real name December 7, 2020
covidiot
A person who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety, thus helping to further spread of the coronavirus and the rise of the COVID-19 infected people.
That covidiot opened a Covid-19 Facebook group dedicated to physically helping and interacting with people infected by coronavirus.
She's such a covidiot, she wants her kids to send cards to the elderly in a care home, because "nobody is visiting them these days".
Why do covidiots try to convince us that wearing a face mask doesn't help? Can't they realize that we are maybe trying to limit the spread of the virus, and not necessarily getting infected?
She's such a covidiot, she wants her kids to send cards to the elderly in a care home, because "nobody is visiting them these days".
Why do covidiots try to convince us that wearing a face mask doesn't help? Can't they realize that we are maybe trying to limit the spread of the virus, and not necessarily getting infected?
Covidiot
A person who is not taking the necessary precautions for the coronavirus. In other words, a stupid person who is a danger to others during the coronavirus.
COVIDiot
Someone who blindly believes all information regarding coronavirus without thinking things through for themselves.
COVIDiot by 64_Tesseract December 22, 2020