communism 

A form of government in which class divisions, possessions, and privately owned property are eliminated. Essentially, everybody is considered equal and issues such as class divisions and poverty are solved. Although the ideal of communism is an excellent idea, it does not work. Wealth is divided up amongst the people, meaning everybody ends up being poor. In addition, communist governments are often run by corrupt politicians such as Stalin, making a small group of people very rich and everybody else poor.

In short, EVERYBODY ENDS UP BEING EQUAL, but in most cases this is EQUALLY POOR AND MISERABLE, and sometimes, people end up being MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS, which does not make sense.

Setting up Communism seemed like a good idea at the time, but a hangover was soon to follow.

communism by Curlbacca July 26, 2006

communism 

Conceptualized system of human social organization based on the gradual eradication of economic classes through the ages. Because everyone would belong to the same class, it is believed that economic resources and power would as well be equally dispersed throughout society.

So called experiments in communism have been nothing more than mere popular uprisings, replacing the current monopolists on economic resources and political power with a new class of social elite.

Stinks like Communism.

communism by Rich White Racist Jew April 9, 2003

communism 

What every mallgoth, neo-punk, or revolutionist ages 13-20 claims to be to appear different, open-minded, or just controversial. True communism is pretty cool, the idea that everyone is equal, but you have to sacrifice alot: Pretty much everything. One of the founding priciples of communsism is no private ownership, which means that all the people who failed kindergarten because they couldn't share are bumfucked.

I asked some kid in hot topic pants and emo frames if I could borrow his communism t-shirt, but he told me that it's his.

Oh the irony.

communism by andyd212 May 24, 2007

communism 

Communism doesn't work. If you want proof, look at every nation that adopted it. The only two nations (North Korea and Cuba) that won't let americans enter are communist. Also killed lots of people back in the day.

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff" - Frank Zappa

communism by Caius Justinas September 3, 2005

communism 

`Hell`

dat's what it is

(____x____) i fart on communism

communism by Kerry is dumb June 30, 2004

Communism 

A form of government that sounds fair (like sharing your leftover sandwich with some bum on the street) but often is just hijacked by a small group of elites who promise that the poor lazy types will get to take the property and wealth of the enterprising rich types. In the end history records them as jagoffs: Stalin, Castro, Kim Il Sung, Mao Tse Tug, Ho Chi Minh were all "Communists" that in real life were probably among the richest people on earth... now how could that possibly happen in a "Communist" country?

Communism makes people feel compassion for their fellow man but there has yet to be a TRUE Communist state even attempted. Though to be honest if I were in a TRUE Communist state I sure wouldn't work very hard, cause really, why should I? I'm owed stuff by my Communist government. Gimme!

Communism by snausages333 October 22, 2006

Communism 

The hatred of food.

Joseph Stalin is the main creator of this fundamental aspect.

Also known as an entitlement complex where everything is believed to be a basic human right...

See Bernie Sanders for other stupid ideals

Smoke buddy 1: "Yo, wanna order up some dominoes?"
Communist Smoke Buddy: "Nah, I believe in Communism, I fucken hate food"

"If food is so good, why isn't there a food 2?" - Joseph Stalin

Communism by DatMarkiplierFanboy January 11, 2020