coming up short 

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT

coming up short by margery stewart baxter September 29, 2012

Christmas Cumming 

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

Christmas Cumming by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

Theresa Cummings 

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.

Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.

Theresa Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.

AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!

Im cooming by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

dick cummings 

an unfortunate man with a gay name.

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.

dick cummings by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

coming for me 

A person is trying to start an fight or argument. (Ways to be coming for someone messing with them &talkfighting about them )

Ex.Why are you coming for me? =Why are you talking about me?

coming for me by @IamPrettyJay_ December 12, 2014

Colming 

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.

Colming : Merrick

Colming by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008