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When you share a link but you can't be bothered to write "click link" and instead you write "clink".
"clink please"
Clink by Dave_planet June 1, 2021
Verb - Used when someone hits someone with a metal object specifically in the head
Ed was on a job and someone jumped out at him and he clinked them with a wrench.
Clink by Tina Ballerina II August 7, 2023
Cheap, low-quality and mass-produced piece(s) of technology made in China.

(Robo-Slur derived from ‘Clanker’)
There’s no way I’m putting this Clink car on self-drive.

Mommy I want an IPhone not a Clink phone.

*puts down disposable vape* - Man I gotta stop puffing on this Clink Shit.

The Clinks got this one right.

It’s bad enough she brought home a clanker but a Clink?! I can’t believe this.
Clink by ClinkClanker October 1, 2025

Clink clunk

An insult that doesn't mean anything but just sounds offensive. It means everything and nothing at the same time.
My clink clunk boss really pisses me off.
Clink clunk by Clink clunk March 1, 2017

Clink it up 

Verb. A word used in the Northern part of Illinois to describe happiness and satisfaction with a party. Typically yelled while extremely drunk. Proper party codes states that after any cool member of a party exclaims "Clink it up!!!" Everyone should hit their cups, bottles, or cans together in agreement.
Eliott - Holy shit man this party fuckin rocks!!!!

Andrew - Fuckin Clink It Up!!!!!!!!!!
Clink it up by Andrewsim November 13, 2007

clink thearly 

The inability of one to think clearly, to the point where one is fumbling with the pronunciation of simple words and grammar.
Hot Girl: Hello, whats your name?

Me: While thinking "Hey, my name is Andrew. You look oddly familiar.", this is what comes out, "My nemmmm is Endruw, I look ughhh familiar"

Hot Girl: Bye

Me: Its so hard to clink thearly when theyre skirts end at their belly button