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Zavier Chronicles 

The events before the Great Zavier Wars (GZW) take place forming the empires and kingdoms that partake in them. Often plagued with the fog of war, bias, and false testimonies. Misunderstood by many, one day to be recollected by the Chosen Ones. Find the way. Find the light. Find. Zavier.
Remember the tales of old?
Tales?
Yes, the Zavier Chronicles.

Coroncled 

The act of cancelling and activity or travel related item due to the corona virus.
Aw man, my business trip just got coroncled due to fears of the corona virus spreading.
Coroncled by cdettwei February 28, 2020

Chronified 

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned
Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka
Chronified by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

the chronicles of life and death 

One of the best cd's in the world, from the awesome rock band "Good Charlotte."
I love Good Charlotte's new cd, "The Chronicles of Life and Death"!!!

chronicles

stories about being high or trips you hear about or tell friends, usually during seshes. Gets its name from chronic.
me and my friends cheefed a phat bowl, and through the hazy smoke told them of my adventures and chronicles being blitzed
chronicles by sebastiancee January 27, 2008

The Urethra Chronicles 

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"