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Choppington

Is a red cheeked cuddly character.

He is well mannered and tempered until he reaches his limit.

Not to be taken for anymans fool the Choppington , however docile in appearance and speed can be quite the tricky customer.

In its native habitat the Choppington can belch for extended periods of time at audacious volume to attract a mate.

As a pack animal the Choppington will rarely hunt or gather food he much prefers his bomb disposal sammies.
Fucksake the STI has my cock redder than a Choppington cheek
Choppington by Stickyballsack October 5, 2017

Chopping lumber 

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
Chopping lumber by Snipervert March 3, 2010
Choping or Chopeing - Slang to be used for the soon to be passed into UK law, sexual offence of photographing without consent up beneath a women's skirt or dress.

Named after Christopher Chope Mp, Conservative Mp for Christchurch, Dorset. Christopher Chope Mp who PREVENTED the law from being passed to protect women in the UK , by 'filibustering' (talking out) a Private members bill in the house of commons, UK parliament. Prior to Mp Chope's actions the bill making - 'up skirting' (Choping or Chopeing) - the photographing non-consensually up beneath a women's dress or skirt, a criminal sexual offence. This law had been expected to pass, as it had cross political party support on both sides of the house of commons. See 'Hansard'.
The man committed the sexual offence of Choping (chopeing) by taking a photograph up beneath the womens skirt without her consent.
Choping by Kuriologist June 17, 2018
Also many times known as choppin. This is a term for hitting on a girl. Most times one asks their friend if they are chopping by yelling ( Friends name) you be choppin? Another method used to prevent the one being chopped on from hearing the question is to make karate chop motions up and down many times quickly in the air with both hands.
Looks like John over there is chopping on that hot red head in the white dress.

or

Hey Mike you be chopping on that girl cause if not I am moving in.
Chopping by Dan nad and adn nad nda November 13, 2010
The act of using a phone or camera to take a picture up a females skirt.
Christopher enjoyed the frill of Choping females in the Houses of Parliament
Choping by DominicCummings June 17, 2018

Choosing Beggar 

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.
Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )