chop shop 

n. A really inexpensive nail salon, usually owned and operated by unlicensed people. These people are also usually uneducated on how to properly clean their tools. You will often get a nail fungus on your big toe from getting a pedicure at one of these establishments, which is why it's weird that they're always so busy. People are cheap.

adj. The kind of services or infections or diseases you can receive from this kind of salon.

n. "my finger is bleeding because the guy at the chop shop cut a chunk of my skin out when he was removing the cuticle. i hope i don't get tetanus."

adj. "where can i go get a frickin mani and pedi without contracting some kind of chop shop fungus?!"

chop shop by Marilyn Monroe Pose October 19, 2011

chop chop swoosh 

A reference to the method of preparing coke for sniffing.

An inconspicuous way to signal to your friend that you're jonesing for a line (and you're ready with your powder, credit card, hotel nightstand and rolled $100 bill), but you can't get any nose candy until he vacates the room of disapproving girls.

(walking past your friend's flirty conversation and nodding toward the back of the room) "Yo dogg! Chop Chop swoosh!"

chop chop swoosh by lil'DO January 11, 2009

pork chop slop hole 

A vagina that smells and or tastes like it's been percolating in the muck of a pig pen.

A vagina that smells and Or tastes like a week old pork chop

As I began kissing my way down her waist, my nose was immediately struck by her pork chop slop hole.

pork chop slop hole by candy shotglass August 4, 2017

dirty lamb chop side burns 

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.

After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

dirty lamb chop side burns by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

chop suey 

Sex with an Asian

They did a little chop suey

chop suey by Luddz April 15, 2015

Chop Suey! 

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I love the song Chop Suey! by System of a Down

Chop Suey! by DudeBroKowski February 28, 2022

chop shop 

A phrase used on Wall Street to describe a firm that hires new graduates, works them like slaves for a few years (ie. 100hrs+ a week), and then once they've exhausted their use kicks them out the door.

I'm not too sure about Houlihan in the Minneapolis office. As a whole, the firm is respected and has a great presence in the middle market, but I've heard it's quite a chop shop.

chop shop by Zweihander-FA July 6, 2010