The boy who never changed 

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

The boy who never changed by Mister D December 3, 2004

chonged 

Chonged - shitfaced, aired, fucked up, screwed, stoned, high, ditzy, fuzzed.

One of my mates came into work/school today totally chonged

chonged by Shadow April 25, 2005

chonged 

Primarilly used to describe a state of intoxication induced by cannabis (stoned) but can also be used to describe anyone under the influence of any illicit drug.

Christ, me and Tim were chonged big time last night.

chonged by Adam October 9, 2005

I Changed the Garbage 

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.

♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫

I Changed the Garbage by Telephony September 4, 2015

Changed 

A disgusting game that people under 14 like when they shouldn't like it

"Kill Puro From Changed!"

Changed by tutututututututu June 15, 2021

Changed 

To chug a beer

I changed a full big ass stein in under 4 seconds…..

Changed by Supersuet October 16, 2021

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022