A US
Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short
arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's
easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to
wave that
thing so close to your cigar.