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pecker checker 

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

Chestered 

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.
I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!
Chestered by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

checked all the boxes 

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

checkermate 

When an opponent on checkers can't move his or her last piece, similar to checkmate for chess.
I yelled "checkermate" when she was trapped and she laughed and called me silly as she lost.
checkermate by SouloCutz May 1, 2009

checkerboard 

Southwest Airlines equivalent of SSSS (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . Upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.
Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.
checkerboard by Piranha January 26, 2006

cream crackered 

cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004