chairsofter 

Noun.
1)Refers to people who boast about their superior knowledge in regards to airsoft, and how they are the best around because they know everything.
At the same time, they seem to know everything, but you will never see them at games.

2)A person who talks a lot about airsoft but never actually plays. One who "airsofts" from their chair.

Any online airsoft forum will have at least three chairsofters.

chairsofter by DSRK December 13, 2007

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic by presleyg July 28, 2006

Chairsexual 

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

Chairsexual by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Clairessa 

The right way to spell Clairessa (it’s not clairissa!) but anyway she is a very nice person and is including of everyone. She is very pretty even though she is very insecure and often stays quiet. She probably loves anime.

Person 1 “Oh look it’s Clairessa”.

Person 2 “I wish I was her friend she is so pretty”.

Clairessa by Real definition master October 29, 2019

Chainese 

Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".

Happy Chainese New Year!

Chainese by Chicago Master February 16, 2022

michael chairs 

Vape god

michael chairs blows fat fuckin clouds

michael chairs by 6 inches is enough September 23, 2019

Horible chairs 

Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg

They are Horible chairs.

Horible chairs by MercuryOfficial July 9, 2020